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Fell Into The Nine to Five Trap

Yo, I just got free from this hypnosis. This whole time I thought I was Full-time hustling but I am full-time slaving. My job is a trap. It’s a false hustle, and I have been giving more time to it then to hustling. 

The blame is on me. I got addicted to their money. Slaving for wealth on a wealthy white man dollar. The pay at my job is below my personal minimum wage too. Explains why I frequently have financial shortages.

Don’t get me wrong for I am grateful for what I make. I rather self-employment. Being the boss is better. Let’a not for get I’m a hustler. I just refuse to be broke something this job ensures doesn’t happen. Literary Hustle is a great hustle but it doesn’t get me paid.

The rapper Jeezy said, “You Gotta Believe.” So I’ll start believing self-employment is going to work out better for me. Also that the payout will be a whole lot better than the checks I receive from working the nine-to-five trap.

So I am starting a travel agency. Our Literary Hustle Travel Agency. Our services are traveling to the beautiful island of Haiti this December thru February.  For the great price of $3500 USD you will be able to experience the Haitian Culture, taste the finest Haitian Cuisine, and experience nightlife like no other Caribbean island. If you like the sizzle I accept bitcoin, cash and gift cards.

Got to free me of this nine-to-five trap. I’ll be on the winning end if I get fired or leave.

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The Professional Driver

I am back. The Literary Hustler the known front runner. Here to give you the best writing I can give you at the moment. I’ll start off by letting you know it’s all good, man.

I recently learned how to drive a manual transmission. It took me long enough. Can you believe it, I am a professional driver who did not know how to drive stick shift. But not often am I asked to drive a manuel. It’s mostly automatic transmission.

I do recommand everyone to learn how to drive stick shift. To me its fun. Also it’s driving, and driving is engaging. Maybe, or maybe not, I’ll reach that age where I don’t want to drive no more but for now my foot is on the gas.

Like I said I am a professional driver. If you are paying right, get ready for the drive of your life. I do accept bitcoin or cash. I’m nothing like your average driver. Sometimes you get Hoke Colburn, or Frank Martin (heard he calls himself Shaw now), or Brain O’ Conner but in the end you get me. I only know that I am good at what I do, and if somebody tells you the same they’re telling the truth.

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Novice Humorist

Like any great writer, I am starting off as a novice. That means I don’t know if my writing is funny or not. I’m just equipt with a positive mindset. So I only believe what I am writing falls into the category of humor. Plus as they say, anything worth doing is worth doing poorly at first. Besides me saying I am a humorist nothing really qualifies me for the job. I could say I’m a funny muthafucker but you all don’t know that, and I only think I am funny because people love to say I am, especially the ladies. The compliment from the ladies usually comes in a flirtatious tone after the love tap. Also, the world is filled with funny people. I think most people living will get the remark, “you’re so funny.” Let’s not forget the internet. and how it is fueling everybody who has an inspiration to be a comedian. I guess I am part of the dime of dozen. All I say is hop on Twitter to see the millions of people using their 240 characters to generate a laugh. If I had twitter I probably would be among that mass group of people.

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Literary Hustle #3

I see my habits for my job is changing. I am caring for getting every last dime I signed up for at my job. Yes, I work a job but it’s nothing like my hustle. My job is okay. It’s like every other job in America. I mean Literary Hustle is a job but it’s a job I like. This job is a job-job. Like punch-in, punch-out, set schedule and wasting all your skills and talents for minimum wage. The reason I am working this job is that I thought I was falling off. I am the type of nigga that will work a job before I fall off. These are decisions a modern man has to make. I am the type that enjoys the life of having paper in my pocket. Aristotle once said, “Money is a guarantee that we may have what we want in the future.” So that money is here to ensure that I can afford what I want in the future. I am also the type of nigga who seems to be around a bunch of people who ain’t got it. Yet I love those people because they are my family.