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Don’t Leave Nothing to Chance

Don’t leave nothing to chance. Believe God is going to protect me from evil. Fear nothing. Be courage and have integrity. Ethics will take me far. Lying doesn’t help so don’t lie. If their is a problem find a way to solve it. Complaining is for losers and not cool. Also having a big mouth, being a chatty patty, or just a tattle tale is not cool. Always think positive and big. Do not entertain negative thoughts. It is always better helping a person than hurting them. Self-discipline is an important skill. Education never stops. Train my mind to stay mentally sharp and train my body to be at a healthy peak. No snaking people or being a backstabber. Be aware of the deceitfulness of people. Be a king. Don’t run from a fight. Stand ten toes down and be solid. Remember that sometimes your eyes are bigger than your stomach. Envy does cause unhappiness. Believe in myself because it all starts with me. Also always treat every women with respect. Without women they’ll only be men and I don’t need the love a woman got from a man.

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Take Action and Make Changes

I wanted to get on here and complain about how tired I am of my job. Then something came to mind. I hate complaining. A person like me feels like a loser when I complain when I know I can take action and make changes. The winners in life are always taking action and making changes. I need to take action and make changes at my job where it is more enjoyable for me. Okay, I’ll put my selfishness to the side. If I can make it not only enjoyable to me but the other employees at this warehouse that a be dope.

You may ask why I don’t quit? It has been times I asked myself why I don’t quit and be happily ever after. Well I have a confession, I don’t know how to make money without a job. I have been 9 to 5 grinding since 16 years old. Working a job is all I know. Which is wild because I’m claiming to be the top hustler. I did try the whole entrepreneur thing once before. I quit my job to be a full-time freelance writer. That did not last long. Bills scared my ass right back into a job. It also did show me that I got to be a better employee for myself. Now I’m almost two years at this warehouse job.

I figured since I’m not ready to jump into the entrepreneur water fully I’ll do it part-time until I have an income that affords me to become full-time. Guess I am at this job until then or I get fired. Maybe even quit. As long as I’m an employee at the warehouse might as well take action to make it more to my liking. Right now it is to they liking and they liking I don’t like. I want to be that employee that does what he please, and I believe that is possible. I just got to use my intellect to make it possible but more importantly using my intellect to become a full-time entrepreneur. I’m enterprising over here baby.

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Team Freaky Deaky

In a world in need of superheros. A magic meter lands on earth to give 4 individuals powers. These four individuals would be known as Team Freaky Deaky.

The leader of this team is Mr. Hard-On-Command with his powers to get boners when please. Giving the ladies hard or soft, long or short, thick or skinny. Then we have Mr. Hard-On-Command’s trustee side kick Quick Minute. A side kick like no other, Quick Minute can make the ladies have multiple orgasms in a minute. He can be unstable known to be a minute man in bed. The heroine of the group is WAP Lady who is known to bend water with her pussy. WAP Lady does have wet ass pussy. Last but not least we have Panty Vision who power is to the ability to tell if a lady has panties on or not and what kind. He has a nose bleed problem.

Mr. Hard-On-Command, Quick Minute, WAP Lady and Panty Vision together forms Team Freaky Deaky. Saving the world from sexual frustration.

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Crime Novels

When I write my mystery stories and novels I’ll make sure that the main character is a criminal not a private detective or law enforcement. My character would be more Arsene Lupin then Sherlock Holmes. I got a thing for the outlaws and rogues. That is why crime novels are more me. It’s cool hearing the story of the brilliant detective that solves a crime but it’s even better a story of a mastermind who can plan and execute a crime. As well as get away with the crime. Don’t know what kind of criminal but maybe a gentleman robber or a hacker. The character will be a cool person and the story will be even cooler. I want it to be Robet Beck and Donald Goines meets Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Maurice Leblanc with E.W. Hornungs. Eventually I’ll get around to this.

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Black Alpha Male

I don’t think America likes Black Alpha men. When I speak about America I mainly mean white people but that doesn’t exclude other groups. America might love Black alpha males in the media but in reality they try to exclude them out. It’s sad because I am an alpha.

 I was raised to be tough and not weak. Being soft isn’t me, and it will not be me.  My family thought me to be a leader and not a follower. America hates that. They will always pick submissive black men or homosexual black men over an alpha black male any day. They pick the submissive black guy because he is willing to bend, fold and break for them. I got morals and principles that keeps me from bending and folding. Let me add that their is nothing wrong with being gay but I’m not gay. The sissy can be a cold-blooded killer but as long as he is a sissy nobody will feel threatened when the sissy get around the women.

It may sound like I’m talking trash or complaining but you got to pay attention. That is why I don’t like corporate America because in order to be successful I’ll have to put on an Uncle Tom mask, sing, laugh, and dance for those fuckers to feel comfortable in order for me to move up. Hold a dick if you think I’ll be an Uncle Tom or bow down. America can’t hold the alpha black man down nor stop him from winning. Black is excellence.

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Focused on Money

I’ve came to a conclusion that I’m too focused on money. My love for money has blinded me. You can end up doing what you hate just to get what you love. That is why it is important to be cautious on what you love. Money and I will always be friends because I like money a lot but I can’t love money any more.

Also, I feel I have been mashing hustle and money into one thing. Money is one of the result of hustle. It is a common thing among great hustlers that they don’t do it for the money. Kobe Bryant had a bit in his book, The Mamba Mentality, that said he was able to be one of the best Basketball players because he wasn’t doing it for a check like his colleagues. It is a big difference of people at my job who work to be the best employee, and people like me who their to collect a weekly check. I got to put my money needs and wants to the side so I can focus on being the best in my field. Which means no  to being second, third, top 5 or top 10. I want to be number one.

On the other hand, if I am good at something pay me for it. I put value on myself and the work that I do. That is why I aiming to get better, so I can get better pay.

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Come Up With Some Substance

I got to come up with some substance in my writing.Too sum it up I got to start being funny. Talking about bitches and money all the time is not going to cut it for me. I’m a writer not a rapper but as Boosie Bad Azz said, “Welcome to the mind of a manic.”  I’m working on having substance in my literature content.

 

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Creating My Own Job

Every time I write it’s me erasing words because what I’m writing isn’t good enough. I’m a confident person all around but when it comes to this writing my nerves get the best of me. Probably because I got nothing to share. I shared info on me already. I’ll do that again.

Hello, my name is Kilien if you didn’t know. I like making people laugh so I’m working my luck on being a professional humorist. I honestly do nothing. I got a job working for the current world’s richest man. I’m a bottom tier robotics guy but when they don’t need me I’m a picker. Somebody give me a time machine to warn my ancestors that it’s going to change from cotton to iPads. I’ve been doing this square ass slave job going on 2 years. I am creating my own job for me as you read. A job that’s cool, pays well and not too many boring days. This will help also if this writing thing don’t pay much. More about me is I love the ladies and money. My god will protect me from the evils both cause so I ain’t worried. Also, I love technology and science.

This site is my social media. The Literary Hustle is for me to share me. Sharing my thoughts, sharing an insight into my life, and me sharing my point of view. I want to share with y’all my stories. All I ask is be patient as I get better. Not just just better at being a humor writer but better at being a person and at life.

 

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Enterprising

The reason why I’m starting, building, and running a digital enterprise is because when you have your own business their is no cap in the money you can make. Also, I heard that having your own business is the closet thing to freedom. This enterprise will give me an abundance of opportunities and lessons that life of the working man can’t provide. I’ll be learning business at a young age plus it’s it like my own private course. It provides a chance to learn management, budgeting, negotiation, communication, observation and other effective business skills. This will elevate my knowledge of economics. If done correctly, I’m sure to make a profit which means another source of income for myself. The main reason I’m enterprising is to make money. It’s nothing wrong with more money. The more money means the better chances to afford things I want, I can worry less about my bills and overhead, and also I can be financially help to family and friends. Now I got to find the product or service right for me. Come up with a concrete plan. Then give my 110% to the enterprise. Time to bet on me. Like the late great Nipsey Hussle said, “All money in, and no money out.”

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Letter to my Haters

 Shoutout to my haters you all are cheesy and corny. Matter of fact, I’m a say y’all lame too. All I ever do was stay in my lane. I can’t help that my talk is smooth. Blame my DNA for my immaculate looks. Y’all hating eyes see the walk that is as cool as Alaskan air.  At the sight of me your ladies wants to leap onto my … but I stay away from lame bitches. Respect a Mack.

That would be a letter to my haters if I had any. I’m not popping like popcorn.