If you really give it some thought; Batman is an enforcer for a family business. Bruce Wayne is a capitalist. He is a person that is money-motivated. A dude of wealth and taste too. All he is doing is protecting his business Wayne Enterprise. Gotham City is where the headquarters of his businesses are at. So if the crimes take over the city they will take over his power and wealth. So he got to fight them off because nobody can do it for him other than him. The Gotham City Police already caught up fighting little crimes to be protecting a rich man’s business. Boom, here comes Batman. A mysterious figure that nobody knows is tied to Wayne Enterprises. Then he got competition with other people like Lex Crop. So why not become friends with Superman. Bruce Wayne is smart.
I got to work on my storytelling if I really want to make this humorist thing work.
So I was minding my business. Trying to make a few dollars. I’m at the stop light waiting to cross. I look to left, and there is this fine lady walking up the stairs off the subway. I’m talking brown sugar complexion, w/ the faux locs going down the back, and breast area were moisturized by best lotion she could find at a Bed, Bath, and Beyond. She did have a mask on; so I did not know if she was pretty but she was fine. She could of been the leader of the Temptations the way my mind was running away with me. She catches my eyes admiring her. So she come stand by me so she too can cross the street. She took off her mask and she was pretty. I want to say something now because she got my attention. So the first thing I tell this chick is, “Do you need me to massage coco butter down your body?” WHAT THE FUCK! I could not think of no better line so that is the line I choose. She heard me. She gave a look like what did this motherfucker just say. She tells me, “Say that again.” I knew I messed up so I tell her, “Why would you want me to repeat that again.” She says, “Your right.” It’s time to cross and I decide to flee the scene. Didn’t want to be rude or disrespectful to this lady
Be my ride or die for the time we are together. That means being down with me thru whatever. I’m here to make you better. Up for showing you how to be clever. I’ll be your protector. Be like your number one stepper. Don’t mind creating memories with you that last forever. I want to be a source of your pleasure. Tongue wrestling and finger popping just to make you wetter. I’m keeping it real so you don’t have to play lie detector. I want to be the cause of your low mental pressure. Give you a love that people can’t measure. You can even spend my cheddar. I’m your investor. Just be my ride or die for the time we are together.