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The internet has formed new working girls. These working girls are strictly making their money on the internet. The proper term for them is e-whores. Ladies online prostituting their presence on the internet for attention, money, or whatever it is they are looking to satisfy them. Places online like OnlyFan, CamSoda, Instagram, ConnectPal, and other places are making these streetwalkers digital. I’m sure this new trend is safer for the ladies than strip clubs and the streets. Plus the privacy works in their favor depending on how seriously they take OpSec. I ain’t mad at the e-whores for getting their money. I am a bit thrown off at the chicks I do see e-whoring. A lot of these ladies don’t have a hoe bone in them yet they are trying to hoe. I guess since it’s a digital thing it opens the door to more ladies than the typically expected ones. Salute to the women in the digital age that are getting their money through the sex work.

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Mack of the Century

For years now I’ve been trying to unleash the freakiness and nastiness in ladies. I listen to too much Too $hort. You know $hort Dawg, the Mack of the century. He made me believe that these ladies out here is freaky and looking for the right motherfucker to get freaky with. I don’t blame nobody for thinking I’m that motherfucker. That’s why I talk about mackin and pimpin. For some reason these the only folks that can spot the nymphomaniacs.
To tell the truth, I might claim that playa shit and say I talk like a mack but I bought pussy the other week because I was too lazy to mack. As of now, I’m a terrible mack and my skill level is far from world-class. My mackin is below average. I’m also pretty sure that paying for pussy disqualified me from being a mack because real macks and pimps ain’t paying for no pussy. I’ve paid for pussy more than a couple times already. Really makes me a hip square and I don’t want to be a hip square.
Don’t think I’ll be paying for pussy again. That mean I’m not tricking anymore and no simping. Paying for pussy is laziness too me. That doesn’t mean to be out here trying to finesse these women out there pussy neither. That is a no-no. Got to get my horny mind out the gutters and learn how to mack to the ladies. Then with time I’ll know when I come across the nymphos or even able to talk women into having the love honey moist up between there legs. I’m learning that it takes more words to turn a women on.


Tales of Melvin Lovegood: The Freaky Co-Worker

One day an attractive female co-worker of mine offered me a ride home. She reminded me of a young Meagan Good. I’m talking Meagan Good in Stomp the Yard. We started talking because I liked the type of car she drove. Her car was a navy blue Dodge Charger, which was nice seeing a lady drive a car packed with power. Plus she was one of them sex loving freaky co-workers. I took the offer for the ride. This was better for me than paying an Uber 10 dollars to get home.

I didn’t stay far from the job but to be sure I gave her the address to my house to put into her GPS. That did stop her from asking me which way to go. I was adjusting her radio to some better music. Ladies most of the time listen to terrible music in the car. It was white people pop music. She didn’t like that I was touching her radio but I didn’t like the music.

As we approach my place she hinted that she needed to use the bathroom. Me being a gentleman I told her she could use the bathroom at my studio. We pulled up to the house, and she parked the car. We both get out. I’m feeling a little nervous and anxious because I rarely have guests visit my palace. She compliments the house and the neighborhood, and I tell her thanks. I pull my keys out and unlock the door. I open the door and we walk in. We are instantly hit by the smell of weed which was coming from the neighbors. Humorously I said welcome to mi casa.

I lead her to my bathroom and head to the living room to relax. She had the faucet on as she used the bathroom. This could be a chick thing but I do not know. I turned on the TV and put on my house slippers.

The faucet goes off and she opens the bathroom door. I am not paying her any attention. She walks into my bedroom. She asks me was this the room I bring all the ladies too. I reply jokingly: yeah, that is where I channel my sexual energy to give the ladies the top 5 fucking of their life. Mine you, I’m still in the living room watching the TV. She then goes on to ask me to channel that energy on her. I reply get out of my room. She says: for real, come give me that top 5 fucking of my life.

Now I get up off the couch and walk into my bedroom. I find this chick laying on my bed playing with her pussy. She was only in her t-shirt and panty. Her legs were spread apart and her knees up to the ceiling.  I watched her as she slowly and peacefully pleasured herself on my bed. It was surprising to see this. My penis is starting to elevate because of the view. We made eye contact. She asked me was I only going to stare or am I going to pull my dick out to fuck her good.

I was ready to fuck the bitch but the pimp in me made me walk out of the room. I headed back to the living room to watch more TV. Come on, I smelt like work and was sure she did too. I told her to feel free to finish but I’m a go enjoy this beer and TV.

She was upset. She asked me was I not going to fuck her. It is not that I didn’t want too but I did not expect too. I only wanted a ride home. So I told her: I am but not today and also I smelt like work. This bitch was persistent and asked if she could suck my dick. I told her if she could take the smell of my cock and balls go-ahead. She told me to pull them out. I did what she said.

As I sat on the couch I pulled my pants down and took my dick out the slip of my boxers as I spread my legs apart. She got on her knees right in front of me. I could tell my dick was amazing looking to her. Not to be arrogant most chicks are amazed by its sight. She gave my penis the gaze of desire then puckered her lips right onto my shaft. She completely ignored the smell of my dick.

The skills of this girl mouth left me speechless. This girl gave me a blowjob like no other. Her mouth slipping and sliding all over my dick. The tongue of hers twirling on the head of my penis. Then she would back her mouth away from the penis for a quick second, ptooey, lubing my dick up with the spit from her mouth.  After that go right back to sucking.

The look of enjoyment and lust in her eyes was sexy. One more look into the eyes I knew I would explode so I gave my eye attention to the TV.

She held my dick up with one hand and went to pleasuring my balls. This chick was treating my testicles like a Blow Pop. In addition, she was multitasking because as she sucked she jerked my dick with her hand.

My legs were trembling with joy. I grabbed her by the chin to bring her back to the dick. I had to bring her back because my legs shaking made me feel vulnerable. She goes to sucking again, and we make eye contact. I am ready to cum. So I shot my load into her mouth. She looks happy that I did that. She opens her mouth to expose the cum and some fall out her mouth. This bitch catches it with her hand before the cum hit the floor. Then she swallows the rest that was in her mouth and licks her hand clean.

“Amazing” was my reply to her incredible head. So I kissed her on her forehead for her good job. She gets off her knees and puts on her pants. Then she goes to the bathroom to clean herself up. I put my pants back on. She comes out of the bathroom. I walked her out. I told her have a good day but before I could close the door she told me I owed her a fucking. Ignoring her statement. I closed the door and went to go shower.