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Tongue Kiss

I was speaking to this chick at this event. She brought up the whole Jim Jones situation of him learning how to tongue kiss from is mom. She go on talking about how black people get molested and don’t say nothing. Real passionate about it. So I interrupt her. I told her how I never learned to tongue kiss before and she should teach me. This chick looked at me for a good 12 seconds just staring. I had to ask was she okay because the look she gave me was confusing. She look like she wanted to tongue me down but also looked like she wanted to punch me in my face. I ain’t want nobody upset so I told her just kidding.

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Instagram the other day

I’m on Instagram the other day. This chick I follow posted on her story. She was wearing a waist shaper over a yellow body suit. On her story she was complaining on why she hate the body suit. She zoom in to show why; pussy wedge on 10. The pussy looked like Homer Simpson mouth about to smile. I’m a perv, and that is the shit I like. So I replied to her story via DM, “Tell Tweety I said hi 👋🏿.” I thought it would be funny not lame. Now this chick Instagram page don’t pop up no more on my TL, story, DMs, and followers. If I knew that was a trap I would have avoided it.

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My Hustle

My hustle needs to improve for me to ever make real money with computers. I put my hustle to the test this year. My hustle received a F for failed. My goal for this year was to quit my job and push my services as a cyber specialist. I accomplished quitting my job. That was the only thing I was able to do. I half stepped all this year pushing my services as a cyber specialist. The tittle cyber specialist was chooses because it sound like special forces Navy Seal type shit. I’m not even close to doing any of that. Instead of figuring it out I ran back to a job that paid even less than the last one. I accepted the task to build up my own cyber operation because I want the freedom and independence to do as I want. On some boss playa thinking but for a computer guy. I don’t want to repeat this again. My hustle needs to improve if I’m serious about computers. This my pathway to power, wealth, and fame.

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R. Kelly

You got to think about it. It could be a nigga right now in a cell. Waking up in the middle of the night and telling R. Kelly to sing on command. “Aye nigga sing Heaven I need a hug before I beat yo ass again.” You never know. R. Kelly was touching underage chicks. That’s a serious offense for prisoners. I just got a feeling he using his voice inside them prison walls to stay out of trouble. He probably in prison singing “I Wish” for an extra bread roll. And singing “World’s Greatest” to stay on the yard a little longer. That man can sing.

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If they started writing signs like Facebook post I’m sure people would read them then. A wet paint sign a read, “lean on this wall if you wnt 2, and watch how I fuck yo clothes up. – Painted Wall ”

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Need Your Breathing

Sometimes life put you in a situation where you need your breathing. You are sweating profusely. Your body is in a push-up plank position. The left hand holding you up and the right hand is wiping sweat off your own forehead. It’s another body being a spring to your body. This body in a 45 degree angle. And the goal is to have more stamina then this body. The body said her mother raised a champ, and she trying to claim her prize. You think she might be wrong because you don’t think you can hold on anymore. Then you think breathe. Now your taking control of your breathing. You got more in you and she let you know she reached her limit with a moan. She won her prize now you can let go.

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Cyber War Journal: #3 OpSec

As I am finding a way to put myself on as a cyber warfare general I came up with the idea to develop an OpSec plan. If you don’t know, OpSec means Operation Security. That mean shutting the fuck up. Loose lips sink ships, and going forward I should keep my lips tight. People need to trust me with sensitive information. Having a reputation that I guard and protect information given to me will take me far. Plus keeping things on a no need to know bases will alway help the success rate of missions, operations, and activities. Information can be used as intelligence and intelligence can be used to crush enemies at war. This wild coming from me when I own a blog where I want to share myself with the internet.

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Christmas song

The internet be wrong on certain shit. Like the internet is trying to cancel the Mariah Carey Christmas song “All I Want For Christmas”. Yeah, once you overplay it the song becomes annoying. But the thing is that’s the only black Christmas song that gets played everywhere. Once they take Mariah Carey out they not replacing her with “This Christmas” by Chris Brown, “Playa’z Ball” by OutKast, or “What You Want For Christmas” by 69 Boyz. They might replace her with Taylor Swift because they think Taylor Swift is soulful. Don’t get me wrong Taylor Swift got fans but the thing is they will be replacing the black person with a white person.

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Show Black People Support

Crazy idea! I think black people should visit New York City while Eric Adams is mayor. To show black people support black people. New York City is a world-class city that has been around for centuries, and it only has had one black mayor. I’m talking about one of the world’s most powerful city has only seen one black mayor. Black people got to show support for this black man coming into leadership of such a great city because I know he is going to need it. Visiting alone can show that black people support other types of black excellence. I mean we already glorify black excellence on a hood level; i.e. the rap music, movies and neighborhood gangsters. Why not support black excellence in a different lane like going to NYC in support of mayor elect Eric Adam. Black people will say black people don’t support black people, yet here is a chance to prove different. Then again, this is just me talking. An idea from my cranium. I don’t want people really thinking that visiting a city in support of a black man is a way to show support.

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Cyber War Journal #2: Username

My journey as a brave warrior of cyberspace is going no where. As I write this I figured what I got to do. I got to come up with a username. Going around as The Mystery Humorist or my government won’t work neither. This is cyberspace. Which means that I’m going to need a username to go by. The username is everything for somebody surfing cyberspace. Coming up with a good username is must, and a good cool one too.