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Fell Into The Nine to Five Trap

Yo, I just got free from this hypnosis. This whole time I thought I was Full-time hustling but I am full-time slaving. My job is a trap. It’s a false hustle, and I have been giving more time to it then to hustling. 

The blame is on me. I got addicted to their money. Slaving for wealth on a wealthy white man dollar. The pay at my job is below my personal minimum wage too. Explains why I frequently have financial shortages.

Don’t get me wrong for I am grateful for what I make. I rather self-employment. Being the boss is better. Let’a not for get I’m a hustler. I just refuse to be broke something this job ensures doesn’t happen. Literary Hustle is a great hustle but it doesn’t get me paid.

The rapper Jeezy said, “You Gotta Believe.” So I’ll start believing self-employment is going to work out better for me. Also that the payout will be a whole lot better than the checks I receive from working the nine-to-five trap.

So I am starting a travel agency. Our Literary Hustle Travel Agency. Our services are traveling to the beautiful island of Haiti this December thru February.  For the great price of $3500 USD you will be able to experience the Haitian Culture, taste the finest Haitian Cuisine, and experience nightlife like no other Caribbean island. If you like the sizzle I accept bitcoin, cash and gift cards.

Got to free me of this nine-to-five trap. I’ll be on the winning end if I get fired or leave.

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The Professional Driver

I am back. The Literary Hustler the known front runner. Here to give you the best writing I can give you at the moment. I’ll start off by letting you know it’s all good, man.

I recently learned how to drive a manual transmission. It took me long enough. Can you believe it, I am a professional driver who did not know how to drive stick shift. But not often am I asked to drive a manuel. It’s mostly automatic transmission.

I do recommand everyone to learn how to drive stick shift. To me its fun. Also it’s driving, and driving is engaging. Maybe, or maybe not, I’ll reach that age where I don’t want to drive no more but for now my foot is on the gas.

Like I said I am a professional driver. If you are paying right, get ready for the drive of your life. I do accept bitcoin or cash. I’m nothing like your average driver. Sometimes you get Hoke Colburn, or Frank Martin (heard he calls himself Shaw now), or Brain O’ Conner but in the end you get me. I only know that I am good at what I do, and if somebody tells you the same they’re telling the truth.